PETA is tarded.

Have any of you seen their campaign "I'd rather go naked than wear fur?"

It's a pretty horrible idea when you think about it. "Stop eating animals or we'll keep showing you pics of hot chicks all naked like"

Brilliant plan there PETA...

Aretha Franklin Jr.

I have a new equation for you.

Mandee + karaoke

+other side of the continent

+people she doesn't need to worry about facing the next day

= really great times

Every night makes me hate the day

My husband is undeniably the best husband in the worldHe puts up with my loud family when they come to visit, scratches my back until I fall asleep, tells me I'm pretty even when I'm swollen up with allergies, drives when we go anywhere so I can nap, among a thousand other things.

Josh, I don't care that you work 14 hour days or blow $40 a pop at the indian res casino. You're still my snuggle bear. Thank you for choosing me and making my life the best it could possibly ever be.

who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.